Whatever, North Korea!
#1 Miss independent (not)
You could compare North Korea to Kelly Clarkson. They’re independent women. They’re so much better off without you. But deep inside, they need America’s sweet, sweet lovin’. Why? Well, it might have a little to do with the fact that China supplies over half a million tons of crude oil every year to North Korea.
We all know that underneath almost any product in a store will read, “Made in China”. As in debt as the U.S. is to China, they still need this country to consume the goods its children are making. Hey, kids need work too! So, in short, without The United States, China’s economy would take a major hit. That means no more oil for you, North Korea. You know what they say, “Don’t bite the hand that feeds you”. So repeat after us: The customer is always right. There you go. Good boy.